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hen-scratching 

this term can be defined to mean either

a) someone's singing that sounds so horrendously bad it's as if a hen or rooster is literally scratching a blackboard.

b) a synonym, used mainly in Alberta in Western Canada, for turkey-chicken scrawl or terrible penmanship
two people who are in conversation, suddenly hear an unfamiliar voice coming from their school's basement.

person a): hang on, what's this hen-scratching?
person b) i think it's my friend Paul trying to sing, but he's singing out of tune with our high school band..

person a) roflmao
hen-scratching by Uncle Dimma February 29, 2012
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hen shit 

The really old school slang equivalent to a rat's ass. The smallest shit you can give, take, or have. Taken from the smallest shit you will see in a barnyard.
Really? I don't give a hen shit.

*knocks over glass of water* "Oh hen shit!"
hen shit by headbangin parrot January 8, 2011

Chloe Hen-Son

This anime has a Chloe Hen-Son in!
Chloe Hen-Son by Nicole Nanami April 30, 2026

Hen’na furekkusu shikashi daijōbu 

Japanese for: "Quite an odd brag, however I shall accept it." But literally translates to, "Weird flex but okay."
Person 1: "I can speak so much japanese!"

Person 2: "Hen’na furekkusu shikashi daijōbu."

Person 1: "Stop speaking Chinese!"

Person 2: "BRUH"

Slam The Hen 

brother, i just slammed that hen over there last week, hence Slam The Hen

speckled hen

a speckled hen is a speckled hen. nothing more, nothing less. there is only 1 speckled hen in existence. you know who you are.
Person: you remind me of a speckled hen.

Speckled hen: a speckled hen? why? that makes no sense?

Person: it makes complete sense. You're a speckled hen.

Old Speckled Hen

The act of ejaculating into a fan, in order to decorate another person with semen.
"If she doesn't stop nattering," said Ned, "I'm going to give her the Old Speckled Hen!"
Old Speckled Hen by Bleccchman March 12, 2009