Hasselhoff, David.

The most envied man of the early 90's.
"There are many dying children out there, who's last wish is to meet me."
- David Hasselhoff managing to be both rude and offensive.
by Mayamay April 30, 2005
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To stick a seductive (often shirtless) picture of David Hasselhoff as the wallpaper of a coworkers desktop. Often occurs to one's computer after they have left their workstation unattended and unlocked.
Dude...I left for 5 minute and somebody Hasselhoffed my computer.
by packetboy October 29, 2012
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A white girl who only dates black men, i.e., a 'Knight Rider.'
Wow, that girl is such a Hasselhoff!
by BishDaddy April 23, 2009
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A very sloppy hambuger.
I'll need more napkins for this messy Hasselhoff burger.
by darin98401 May 8, 2007
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1. Being of or related to extreme sexyness and body shine. 2. Having millions of fans in Germany but only known for sitcoms in which a car and or tits were better actors in the US.
That guy is so Hasselhoff.
by tr0var BangZ June 16, 2003
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Something that is ultra cool to a select few but completely moronic to the rest.
1. Wow man, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is like so Hasslehoff.

2. Where the fuck are all the hot women? This nightclub is fucking Hasslehoff.
by MatrixDweller July 18, 2005
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