The man who memorized some numbers of Pi. He is also a sexy beast who has long flowy hair. He is related to Kirby. Who has also memorized more numbers of Pi than Hans. He is the man who always adds the last name to Matt. He would be fun to draw because he has a nice a hat. He is better than math than some Asians.

HOLY CRAP. ITS HANS. I'M HOT FOR HIS BALLS.
by MSooRi March 6, 2009
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Hans is the most stunning person you could imagine. He's perfect inside and out in every way. He has the personality and face of an angel. He continually puts others first and cares more about the people he loves than himself. Hans is the most caring, funny, beautiful, compassionate guy in the world. He's got every quality a person could want in a soulmate and any girl who gets to call him that is the luckiest girl in the world.
Rachel: I can't wait to marry Hans, he's the most perfect man in the world.
by Rachel_G July 10, 2018
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Of Indian decent. To be full of love, passion, power, and influence.
A Hans gives more than he/she takes.
Has mastered life and its challenges.
by FizzleSD May 7, 2013
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is a name, that is often used to describe a German male.
It is also known, that 99% of all Germans are called Hans.
John: Hey do you know the new kid in the school?
Ben: No, but I bet he looks liken a Hans.
by meisterphiz October 7, 2011
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Hans is the most handsome mofo, he makes all the girls moist and wet. Everyone Loves Hans more than Alan.
Girl: Is that Hans?
Other Girl: Yes
Girl: Instant Nut
by Hans(The Original) March 21, 2018
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A florida term for a Pit Bull warrior.
That Hans is a madman!
by Bawss Hawg July 12, 2006
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A Hans will always play dirty at the resistance and you'll never know for sure if he is a resistance fighter or just a douche.
by fmeister June 12, 2019
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