Hand of God

The Hand of God occurs when one ejaculates into their own hand and then immediately proceeds to open handedly slap a woman's vagina thus occurring in a pregnancy.

I gave her the Hand of God and now we're expecting our first child this December.

by Smillertime November 10, 2014

hand of god

When you are having sex with your woman and you pull out and come on your hand and then proceed to slap her across the face.

Last night I gave Debbie the hand of god.

by Steve in Peru January 12, 2008

Hand of God

When a person stands to their side, with their arm raised straight up, covering their shoulder sensor, making them unable to be hit, only whilst player LQ of course.

BTeamScrub: Marshal, he was just doing hand of god.
Marshal: He just hand of pwnd you!

by TEHQUESTOR December 9, 2008

Hand of God

An ongoing game where you hold your hand near your ass and fart on it, and put your hand up to someone's mouth/nose. Very degrading.

"Ahahaha, you got your mom good with the Hand of God."

by EvanAndChris October 19, 2007

Hand Of God

The hand of god is similiar in principle to the buttercup, but instead of catching your own fart with your hand and sharing it with a friend, you catch THEIR fart and give it to them. Jedi reflexes are needed to perform this feat.

Last night Richard almost got Tyler with the hand of god!

by mxdude629 October 18, 2009

hand of god

Used to refer to the act of anyone in an undisputable position of power.

Can be used to identify the action of a BOFH deleting a user account; a company that outsources to a call center telling the call center to fire a particular employee; a MUCK wizard modifying someone's props or a GM (game master) causing unlikely events in a RPG.

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

hand of god

A technique used by experienced ravers to induce a greater high from an ecstasy user

Omg Justin you just used the hand of god on me and i feel so high right now

by enikesx September 11, 2006