store in the middle of the hood where you go t get blunts cigarretes malt liquor candy food soda other things usually operated by somebody of middle eastern origin ,ahabib
by Jayjay 69420 May 25, 2006
A mocha colored man who is genuinely concerned with the emotional well-being of others. Habib is an outgoing sort, who speaks at a constant rate, only stopping for brief periods of time to interrupt himself. Habib expresses auto sexual desires in his public and personal life, and is aroused by photo-shopped images of himself, and the reflections he sees in mirrors and windows. Beside his auto-sexual desires, Habib also exhibits some gold-digger, chubby chaser, and creeper attributes in reference to his sexual desires. Habib has many friends, but few friend Habib. Habib is also referd to as Habibuden, Habiber, Habanero, Habibigun, Hababe, Bieber, and Haboobies.
by Smalltownchick September 4, 2014
by Jrock November 4, 2021
A reference to people of Middle Eastern discent who work in convenience stores. Made popular by the television series "Married... with Children."
by DGNR8 September 21, 2011
Habib is a nice genuine person, he is nice to everyone he meets unless they are enemies to his friends, when he falls in love with someone it is clear that he will talk about her all day but when it comes to talking to her face to face he struggles.
by John cornhub July 28, 2019
by My Nikkar Tyrone April 16, 2009
Habib was born Habib Abdul-Habib in Baghdad, Iraq in 1980.
The young Habib got his start in show business in 1983 working as an oud polisher for Munir Bashir. A year later Habib began working as an opening act for various acts across the region.
Habib worked at many comedy clubs around the Middle East through the 1980's. His one-night-only showcase at the Improv in Damascus in 1989 is widely regarded by both Arab comedy critics as one of the best performances ever. His legendary bit, "What's the deal with Tabouleh?" cemented his status as one of the regions biggest celebrities and earned him a star on the Beirut Walk of Fame. The star was irreparably damaged by rockets in 2006.
However, not everybody was a Habib fan. His predeliction for silly songs and his penchant for corny jokes soon found him falling out of favor with the Iraqi mainstream. He became known as "Baghdad's Second-Worst Comedian." Then, in 1993, he was demoted to "Baghdad's Worst Comedian" after Baghdad's Worst Comedian did not vote for Saddam.
Habib currently resides in Baghdad with his wife and three camels (Billy, Petey and Abdul-Rahman). He is a distant relative of Iraqi basketball star Hassan “Too Tall” Jones. Habib tours the world singing bad songs and telling equally bad jokes and appears in a number of videos....
The young Habib got his start in show business in 1983 working as an oud polisher for Munir Bashir. A year later Habib began working as an opening act for various acts across the region.
Habib worked at many comedy clubs around the Middle East through the 1980's. His one-night-only showcase at the Improv in Damascus in 1989 is widely regarded by both Arab comedy critics as one of the best performances ever. His legendary bit, "What's the deal with Tabouleh?" cemented his status as one of the regions biggest celebrities and earned him a star on the Beirut Walk of Fame. The star was irreparably damaged by rockets in 2006.
However, not everybody was a Habib fan. His predeliction for silly songs and his penchant for corny jokes soon found him falling out of favor with the Iraqi mainstream. He became known as "Baghdad's Second-Worst Comedian." Then, in 1993, he was demoted to "Baghdad's Worst Comedian" after Baghdad's Worst Comedian did not vote for Saddam.
Habib currently resides in Baghdad with his wife and three camels (Billy, Petey and Abdul-Rahman). He is a distant relative of Iraqi basketball star Hassan “Too Tall” Jones. Habib tours the world singing bad songs and telling equally bad jokes and appears in a number of videos....
by Doughnutsinmymouth May 26, 2009