'Hurt'n For A Squirt'n Day
A day of celebration when a couple first had intercourse. Also used for when two people first banged, got it in, had sex, etc. This excludes oral sex and must involve penis and vagina penetration and/or penis and anal penetration. Can also include the first time a strap on is used for vagina and/or anal penetration. Usually highly celebrated by men and a day of mourning for women.
A day of celebration when a couple first had intercourse. Also used for when two people first banged, got it in, had sex, etc. This excludes oral sex and must involve penis and vagina penetration and/or penis and anal penetration. Can also include the first time a strap on is used for vagina and/or anal penetration. Usually highly celebrated by men and a day of mourning for women.
-Mane its HFAS day, what you think I should get my girl? That pussy was hurt'n for a squirt'n so I had to give it to her.
-Shit why I gotta buy a present for HFAS day. All I did was pop a cap in her butt?
-Shit why I gotta buy a present for HFAS day. All I did was pop a cap in her butt?
by Jojodajewmex July 10, 2011
Hfa means Heavy Fat Ass. It's an insult, like "bitch" or "slut". It means that you're ass is fat and heavt, which means that he is huge.
by astrophelia January 26, 2019