Gay butt sex consisting two guys behind the couch at 3 AM. Waking up randomly and saying "Mmm lets get guava!"
"OW MY BUTTHOLE"
"COCK SLAP HIM!"
"I want guava!"
by Fat January 31, 2005
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A skeppy meme referencing the time skeppy and Badboyhalo almost ended their friendship over the fact bbh didn’t know guava was a real fruit
BADBOYHALO: SKEPPY GUAVAS ARENT A FRUIT
by layaakasomeone March 26, 2021
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Failure of monumental proportions
Boy, I really Guava'ed that test, I got a 3/100

I can't believe they Dallas lost, they were up by over 10 with only a few minutes left, they really Guava'ed that game
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A female-specific version of the taint.
All the wiping from her diarrhea makes her guava raw.
by Char H January 11, 2006
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An alcoholic drink created in the dark and dusty dorms of Northeastern University. Comprised of two ingredients, this mixed drink is as dangerous as saying every word of Mo Bamba in a crowded party as a white freshman. Part Orange Guava Passionfruit Juice and part Malibu (it’s exact ratio is kept locked up like my boy Tay-K), this drink is best made with stolen ingredients from a specific dining hall on campus. It’s preferably served chilled in a crusty Dasani water bottle. Made by Eric Weiss, the clown of clowns.
Yo bro, have you tried Lava Guava yet?
by EWeiss September 8, 2019
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Tits that resemble a gladiators sword

Long flat and pointy at the end
She looks like a sword rack with those two gladius guavas hanging there
by Working Class Hero December 30, 2021
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A Youtuber who is famous for filling his bathtub with popular candies.
Guava Juice filled his bathtub with skittles.
by TheHasbroLover8467832901 April 4, 2017
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