1. An annoying character from that TV show Lizzie McGuire aka David Gordon.

2. A nickname for people who have Gordon as their first or last name.
Gordo has a bad haircut.
by Kevin July 26, 2004
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One of the coolest motherfuckers on the planet. A Gordo is very hot, and extremely funny man with enough power to rule the world. Kind, entertaining and empathetic, having a Gordo around is what the body needs.
Damn, look at that guy, he is obviously a Gordo. I wish I had a Gordo in my life
by Gordosha November 9, 2007
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A Gordo is pulling an all night drinking fest, waking up next to a hot chick, turning up to the football match late and then getting sent off for vomitting on the ref.
Dave 'Hey you out tonight?'
Bill 'Depends, last week i pulled a Gordo'
by beavis halfwit February 10, 2010
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To get Hammered or to Loose ones patience with persons or situations
I'm about to go Gordo on your a**

I got Gordo'd last night man
by fellow co-worker September 15, 2009
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Gordo is a person who loves to watch Sports Center and chug beers. He will fight anyone who is a republican and anyone who says he won't chug that beer. If he gets pissed enough he'll just go up stairs.
"Gordo, did you just try to throw a turkey in my loft?"-Me
"Fuck this, I'm going upstairs."-Gordo
by Paul Ziegler February 27, 2008
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To cheat at the game of Jenga. Specifically by changing your chosen peice after attempting to remove it from the stack
#YOGO - you only Gordo once

Do you want to phone a Gordo?

Teoh doesn't f**king Gordo
by The P Train April 15, 2014
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A gordo is a really long penis. 13+ inch is a gordo. Calling someone a gordo is a compliment, unless they are a girl. In which case, you are saying they have very long nipples.
Damn Luke, that's one big gordo you got there!
by LukeNelson69 January 4, 2020
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