Silly Goosey

A silly goosey is used to define someone who is in denial or wrong about a certain situation.

Faye: I have a baby in my hand lol
Ross: I'll be the stepdad
Faye: Silly goosey! You know stepdads get no respect

Silly Goosey by Fatima S. June 3, 2018

Goose Suit 

an old circus term

"they're goosed a bit", "they're in goose suits"

Goose Suit by F. Aggot July 6, 2021

goose spanking 

An orifice (typically a vagina) is pummelled repeatedly-almost punched-by a lunging partner’s hand (held in the shape of a beak) from up to 2 feet away.

He got up from the bed and lunged toward his woman while her legs were spread before him, and with his fingertips held together in a beak-like shape, he started Goose Spanking her hole.

goose spanking by Platinum Punanny July 26, 2016

Gooey Stuff 

The stuff that your partner does that makes you all gooey inside. For some it can be flowers, candy, a kiss on the temple. For others it can take the form of a command or strategic binds that leave you completely at his mercy.

That sucks that your Valentine's Day didn't consist of all the gooey stuff you were hoping for. What a drag. My man took complete control of me last night, all that gooey stuff made me weepy after he left.

Gooey Stuff by MonkeyJenn February 25, 2009

Goose Stepper 

Someone who blindly follows a political or religious movement for the sake of nationalism or imposing their views onto others. The term refers the way Nazis used to march in line with each other. A Goose Stepper is similar to a "kool-aid" drinker.

Many devout supporters of the Republican or Democratic parties are nothing more than goose steppers.

Goose Stepper by Carl Stawicki January 16, 2009

Randy Goose Shotgun 

The act of shotgunning a beer from the direct bottom of the can, rather than from a hole in the side, double dildo style. Created at The Randy Goose bar in West Philadelphia, it has become something of a local staple because of the odd execution, forcing the participant to look straight in the air to avoid spilling the drink.

I did like 4 Randy Goose Shotguns last night, It was wild . . .

Randy Goose Shotgun by The Otter Dictionary October 15, 2017

Goose Step 

Military march originating in Prussia where a stiff leg is kicked high and brought down swiftly. It was used to display the health and strength of soldiers. It is most famous for it's use in Nazi Germany during drills or military parades. Most countries today refuse to use it because it is reminiscent of Nazi Germany. However, it is still used in North Korea and other dictoral countries.

From The Last Crusade:

Nazi General: "What does the journal tell you that it doesn't tell me?"

Dr. Jones: "It tells me that Goose-stepping morons like you should try reading books instead of burning them!"

Goose Step by Marky Ramone October 13, 2004