Goofy goobered 

The act of ejaculating into the palm of your hand and using it to slap cam another person.

Man, I had that bitch on all fours! right before I was about finish I nutted in my hand. When she turned her head I slapped her across the face with my cum. She got Goofy goobered.

Goofy goobered by xxxquintacion September 2, 2018

Goofy Goobered 

The act of getting your dick pics leaked online

Dude, Lane got goofy goobered last weekend!

Goofy Goobered by Stinky Melodica October 19, 2017

Gooberdouche 

A said person who (being a goober) drives at least 20mph under the speed limit, and (being a douche) doesn't allow you to pass.

Dammit, I can't get around this Gooberdouche

Gooberdouche by Bondobrew October 5, 2009

Goonered 

Totally stuffed. Up the creek. Ruined. Probably North London origin. Probably from Tottenham when defeated by Arsenal.

"I'm stuck on the North Circular behind a lorry accident, the traffic is at a standstill and I'm totally goonered".

Goonered by Goonered this morning March 18, 2004

gooberdean

"Gooberdean(s)" can function as a noun or an exclamation. Gooberdean is a way of life. Gooberdean can be used to replace the lyrics to many songs. Use it as appropriate.
Its shortened version is "gooberrt"

"Hey gooberrt!"

"Gooberdeans oooo leans"

"Gooberdeans, gooberdeans, gooberdeans, gooberdeans, gooberdeaner weiner leaner vener leannnnnn" to the tune of "Let me love you tonight"...also works well with "Take me home country roads" as well as "Part of your world" from the hit feature film The Little Mermaid.

gooberdean by Bartle August 5, 2012

gooberdong

The Almighty Admiral Himself Sparky

Holy crap look over there at that man reading a book.....its GOOBERDONG!!!

gooberdong by shelby cregor May 1, 2008

gooberen 

The verb form of a goober where many individuals take part in many forms of Tom fooleries, goofy gooberness, and shenanigans may occur.

The goobers were gooberen around throughout the early evening.

gooberen by The Goobest Goobeller September 8, 2023