The beast known as the Glorb Narg will hunt you relentlessly until it gets you in a bear hug which transports you to the forgotten realm for 25 minutes with just you and a cheese toasty that simply has "Do Not Eat!" written on it in black sharpie.
Once your 25 minutes are up you will transported to the middle of the closest stadium.
You cannot stop the Glorb Narg as it can only be seen once it has entered with 5 feet of you but by then it is too late.
Weaknesses: Salt, Snails, Penguins, kangaroos and pugs
Once your 25 minutes are up you will transported to the middle of the closest stadium.
You cannot stop the Glorb Narg as it can only be seen once it has entered with 5 feet of you but by then it is too late.
Weaknesses: Salt, Snails, Penguins, kangaroos and pugs
by Sir Archibald Big Wheelius April 2, 2019
The "Glorb Language" is a superior language compared to standard English. People can use the "Glorb Language" as fillers in sentences to switch the proper meaning into Glorbian. Many people in the world appreciate the Glorbian culture as well as the formal conversations had in the native Glorb tongues.
"Stop florp flopping and sip sap your glorb glop over here"
"Don't you dare epp op our Glorbing you norp nap"
"QUIET YOU GLEEP GLORB NORP NEEP"
"Oh, Glorb Language? Yeah its glorbulous"
"Don't you dare epp op our Glorbing you norp nap"
"QUIET YOU GLEEP GLORB NORP NEEP"
"Oh, Glorb Language? Yeah its glorbulous"
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A glorb is someone who messes things up easily. They can get said task done but they will not get it done in a good way, more of a decent way.
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