garth brooks

The Jeff Gordon of country music. Butt-pirate country singer who is mainly responsible for integrating pop and country music, causing a metrosexual, pussified sound that seems to embody much of today's country music sound. Cheated on his wife, had an alter-ego named Chris Gaines, decided to retire, then came back years later to fill the world with his pop-culture country music.

Garth Brooks was the forerunner of the pretty country boy musician

by Long_Live_Rock May 25, 2006

Garth Brooks Elbow

To take off your boots (preferably cowboy boots) and beat the shit out of someone.

When the bar fight starts, someone's getting the Garth Brooks Elbow.

by ohiofisherman May 23, 2009

Garth Brooks syndrome

When an out-of-touch celebrity makes an out-of-touch announcement for their new, out-of-touch account on a different platform.

Matthew McConaughey has come down with a severe case of Garth Brooks syndrome, because his Instagram announcement video was unbearable.

by Mydadcalledmeaboomer November 7, 2019

Garth Brookes Mother Fucker

A best friend turned enemy who is “burning bridges”.

Man, fuck Brandon he is the one who called the cops on me, that Garth Brookes Mother Fucker.

by $PeachitUp$ August 22, 2022