Garg

Gargle these balls, Its a less used alternative to the "deez" or "joe" jokes

Homie: Do you know Garg?
Homie 2: No who is that??
Homie: Gargle these balls in your mouth

by Mohammad bin Laden February 13, 2022

Garg

A car hole.

As in "I could have sworn I parked my car in the garg"

As in "I could have sworn I parked my car in the garg

by Isicmailar March 22, 2021

Garg

(v). to act really gay, to be very arrogant, to act like a douche

(n). someone that thinks they're the shit, someone that wears very tight clothing, someone who is overprotective of their girlfriend, someone who alienates all of his friends for his girlfriend

(v). "Please quiting garging, it makes people want to hate you."

(n). "Man, you're being a garg right now, you never do anything fun with the guys anymore."

by GSPJesus January 22, 2010

Garg

To leave work early after having accomplished nothing except for taking a two hour lunch. They are also known to sniff bicycle seats.

"Dude, that guy is such a slacker - he pulls a Garg every other day!"

by FUStag January 30, 2008

Garg

A huge enemie in Half Life

Watch out it's a garg!!!

by Mister_Fan October 02, 2003

Garg

An easy girl who blows so many guys it is as if she is constantly gargling ejaculate.

I scoped many a gargs at the sorority social I attended last Friday.

by The Suyk March 17, 2010

Garg

A dirty Unicorn Fancier

see that elf with cock up that poor thing? quite the Garg

by Davide January 09, 2004