Funk is an alternative to tell someone that you're going to go somewhere and smoke some marijuana.

Often used to cover the real intention of the users actions.

"To funk or not to funk"
Phill: Hey Cam, I'm gonna go out and funk real quick.

Cam: Allready?!

Phill: You know how it is brudda, isolation is tough.
by MrFunkMan May 24, 2021
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Another way to get away with saying the word "Fuck".
"Hey dude I funked your last night" or "What the funk are you doing".
by Hahn Daddy February 9, 2013
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When a man's wife gives him anal, while one male friend provides a blow job and another male friend feeds him a hamburger. This is generally accomplished while the receiving male (called A FUNK) is standing, to make room for both his wife to come from behind with her strap on and one male friend to be on his needs giving head in front. The friend feeding the hamburger can be anywhere.
My wife is always hanging out with her gay friends. They try to convert me but Im straight. They said I should try a funk, itll turn me. It was a little painful at first, but the feeling of the blow job and the tasty burger took my mind off the gaping hole my ass was becoming.
by funcksoubrother December 6, 2013
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What high school wrestlers call any infection that they have received through wrestling itself.
"Aw, man, you got some funk, huh? What is it this time?"
"I got staff, man. It hurts like crazy!"
by Snowdens May 14, 2007
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Urban slang for the drug GHB (Gamma hydroxy butyrate)
I did two caps of this Funk (GHB)... "I'm gonna be fucked up"
by jaxxon911 August 21, 2009
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