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freeport me 

A town ruled completely by a giant boot
"Have you heard of Freeport ME?"
"Oh, you mean home of LLBeans?"
freeport me by SlimShades April 12, 2014

Freeport 

A place in walton county Florida. There’s kids doin hard drugs and pregnant. chances are if you date someone from here you’re gonna get cheated on. everyone’s crazy. everyone knows everyone. you can’t do shit without it being known, you don’t even gotta do nothing and there will be rumors about you. almost everyone’s a pothead, shit they even call it freepot (idk why tho the cheapest is like 5$ a gram) basically it’s a shit hole. it’s fuckin crazy.
Oh he’s from freeport? Do NOT date him.

-why?
Cause he’s from freeport.
Freeport by fuckkthehoess October 16, 2019

Freeport 

A small town in Maine, is the home to many outlet shops, if you have any of the following you will fit in: A condo up at Sugarloaf, Volvo/Saab/SUV, You wear polo's(collar popping is a necessity), Snowboard or Ski, Have read the book Prep(and enjoyed it), and go to Starbuck's at least 3 times a week.
We pre-game harder than you party, here at Freeport
Freeport by nm05 February 10, 2006

freeport 

Home of the pretzel. A small lame city with a lot of bars; about 45min north west of Rockford, IL an 20min south of Monroe, WI. There is nothing special about this town, it just recently got a 24/7 walmart in 2008. It is trying to grow bigger, but its in the middle of nowhere. Amazing that it has a ghetto though, because the city isn't really that big; you could probably go anywhere in the city in about 20min.
Freeport is a one horse town, with nothing to do.
freeport by $anchez Jr January 23, 2009

Freeport 

Town in northwest Illinois. Totally craptastic. Home to a whole bunch of broke african americans. Home to a bunch of dilapitated Victorian mansions. Home to a whole slew of boarded up houses and garbage littering everywhere. Home to a Days Inn hotel that, while actively in use, looks like an apocalyptic ruin or other vacant abandonement. Freeport is a dump.
The bus goes through freeport on the way to Chi-Town. Don't get off in Freeport. It's not worth the pain.
Freeport by Aitlan Favafa April 21, 2005

Freeport 

An upscale, predominantly preppy town in the state of Maine. Collars are popped, Polo means Ralph Lauren, North Face rules the winter, and you drive around the town in your SUV drinking your Frappucino. Saying someone is 'Freeport' is a compliment, if you like preps.
She is so Freeport or He is so Freeport
Freeport by t-shizzle7 December 18, 2005