by blueridgenative September 29, 2006
Annoying people from Florida (most of the state's population) which insist on traveling to other places like the mountains or cooler places in order to get away from the heat/humidity of their home state, and quite obviously have every intention of annoying the locals wherever they go. Sometimes Floridiots move to other places, but eventually they leave thankfully. Floridiots can't drive worth a shit but most places reluctantly put up with them during summer months. Floridiots are generally not allowed to leave their home state outside of June-August, and if they insist on visiting other places they should quickly spend their money and leave. Vehicles with Florida license plates should also be avoided on the road.
by doopy462 July 9, 2013
An individual who has previously lived in Florida, moved away, and incessantly talks about how Florida is vastly better than everywhere else. Typically this individual lacks secondary education, or gainful employment, and is parasitic by nature.
James: Who is that annoying asshole?
Greg: That's Franks cousin, he's a floridiot
James: Oh, makes sense.
Greg: That's Franks cousin, he's a floridiot
James: Oh, makes sense.
by Nancy Marmelade August 15, 2011
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