floon

A word use to describe obsessed Hillary Clinton supporters who rant and rave that she should be President of the United States regardless of her lack of experience, dependancy on the Clinton name, her unethical tatics to win, and self interest motivatopm. Hillary floons will viciously bash any opponents that compete against her and win over her. The word floon is a combination of the word loon like "looney tunes" and the vulgar word "fucking" together it forms the urban word f'loon. Often said plural and without the apostrophe "floons".
You Hillary floons are a despicable bunch of idiots that will jump off a cliff if Hillary told you to.

Only floons believe Hillary Clinton will win the 2008 Primary after Obama has won majority delegates and popular vote.

Floons believe Hillary will lower gas at the pump, how pathetic, she's pandering and just like floons they are oblivious to reality.
by tragickingdom May 20, 2008
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floon

To pat someone with your palm repetitivly. (Bad news guys, nothing sexual about this word)
by Flooninator June 05, 2008
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Flooning

Masturbating so hard that your foreskin rips off the penile shaft resulting in a dumbo looking penis.
I gooned to hard so I started flooning
by Fart apple March 27, 2024
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Floon

A king/god among kiddos. Has no relation to kiddos, he turns against them all the time. Mostly has another Floon beside him and they communicate using slang so kiddos won't understand them
Floon1: halo Floon

Floon2: Hya

Floon1:let's mess with kiddos

Floon2: Kya
by LivinYoloGuy January 07, 2017
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Floon

When you are in the ocean and you get floon
Be careful not to get floon in the ocean.
by Random bored person November 16, 2019
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Looney Floon

Our boy said this one night when presented with the hypothetical of someone stealing his fries. It can be used when thinking about punching somebody.
"Yo, he stole my fries."
"Hit em' with that one, two, looney floon!"
by noirfra February 05, 2025
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