by The flooner February 8, 2015
The word Floon was declared by the queen of england as the majesticest word to be ever invented.
There are about 3.556 people around the world today who can be called Floon.
The word first apeared in the bible as god said: "Abraham u fuk face, u r the first Floon to be Flooned by me, and from now and on only the Floonest Floons can be called Floon"
The word is used to describe a person who is superior and perfect in any way.
There are about 3.556 people around the world today who can be called Floon.
The word first apeared in the bible as god said: "Abraham u fuk face, u r the first Floon to be Flooned by me, and from now and on only the Floonest Floons can be called Floon"
The word is used to describe a person who is superior and perfect in any way.
Tim: "Hi Joe! Did you do the assignment that Mrs. Gooten give us yesterday?"
Joe: "fck u mate and fck her. Im da fcking Floon and u r all inferior pieces of shit."
Joe: "fck u mate and fck her. Im da fcking Floon and u r all inferior pieces of shit."
by Floon wabalabadabdab noscope October 18, 2018
A portmanteau of "fucking" and "loon". It is often used to describe a vexatious crazy person when more abrasive vocabulary is not appropriate.
Chris: Did you hear? Katie and Tim had a sex change operation where they swapped parts!
Ryan: Ya, they always try and deny it.
Chris: What a couple of floons.
Ryan: Ya, they always try and deny it.
Chris: What a couple of floons.
by floontastic August 2, 2013
The idiot's version of "flown", commonly used in Southern United States.
verb
Alternate Spellings - flewn, floun, fleun.
verb
Alternate Spellings - flewn, floun, fleun.
by cooolcolin September 19, 2017
the greatest artist who ever lived. no one knows about which always makes me upset because i was with him from the start. he signed my ass and i chopped it off and hung it up in front of my house so that everyone knows im a day 1 fan. floons forever
by floons#1fan January 22, 2020
by Carlz Carlz The Pizza Face! January 9, 2009
The definition of floon has been officially redefined as of January 24, 2009.
floon is an acronym of the 5 characteristics that are consistent among all Michael Jackson haters…
F: F*cking slow as hell
L: Liars. They compulsively lie about everything.
O: Obnoxious.
O: Oblivious. They're completely oblivious to the truth about the King, and choose to stay that way.
N: Naive. Lacking good judgment, the floon will believe anything read in the tabloids.
floon is an acronym of the 5 characteristics that are consistent among all Michael Jackson haters…
F: F*cking slow as hell
L: Liars. They compulsively lie about everything.
O: Obnoxious.
O: Oblivious. They're completely oblivious to the truth about the King, and choose to stay that way.
N: Naive. Lacking good judgment, the floon will believe anything read in the tabloids.
The floons are jealous of the King of Pop's incredible dancing, singing, and song-writing abilities, and secretly wish they were Him.
by Not_Rachmaninoff...I_swear May 29, 2009