When you're having sex with a woman right before ejaculating light her pubes on fire then put them out with your semen.
yo, where's the lighter fluid? I'm gonna do the fireman on this ho.
by Shaundawgz April 17, 2008
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Cartman's official way of saying penis, cause if doesn't call it a fireman he gets a spanking from his slut mom. So its a better way to call a penis and your parents won't know. And you won't get a spanking
Cartman: Yes the fireman is very magical, if you rub his helmet he spits in your eye.
by Kenny Lover, don't die October 18, 2007
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Don't tell no one'bout the fireman, he sells the best shit around here.
by Kanaan November 9, 2005
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While having sexual intercourse, light your partner's eyebrows on fire, and then splooge the flames out.
1
"Why are you lighting my eyebrows on fire?"

"Because I'm the fireman, bitch!"

2
"Hey girl, where did your eyebrows go?"

"My boyfriend pulled the fireman last night."
by Mr. Hands is dead January 9, 2010
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A couple lights the females pubes on fire, and then in a combined effort, they have to fuck hard enough to put out the flames. Time is of the essence as burning of both parties is a risk. Redefining fire crotch
When a pyro decides that he needs more fun in his love life. After the orgasm, and you need a second adrenalin rush, where else is there to turn? He then performs the fireman to give him the extra burst to truly satisfy.
by ze fireman July 19, 2009
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A method of masturbation, where the male takes his erect penis and quickly runs his hands down the shaft as if he was a fireman unrolling a long hose. When he ejaculates, he shakes the penis violently while making the sound of a water hose, to simulate a powerful fire hose.
Jeffrey did the fireman to his girlfriend.
by Rory O'Hooligan October 15, 2007
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A sexual act where the male lights his partner on fire with a flame thrower and quickly puts the fire out with his own semen.
I did the fireman with your mom last night. I didn't put the fire out fast enough and she died.
by Mexicrackerjoseph January 27, 2010
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