Federico is an italian sweet but also savage guy, gifted with an incredible memory and smarter than you think he is. He is also capable of making literally EVERYONE laughs. Only thing is not to mess up with him cause he's gonna ignore you and probably kill you, at the end of the day he is such a nice person and always knows what to do. He is a good boyfriend and he's never going to complain about things normal people usually complain about. He loves to stay home but never misses a chance to go out and play tennis.
I tried to punch Federico but he dodged it and slapped me on the butt.
by alex97 November 21, 2021
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Federico will just make you laugh to the point you won't be able to breathe anymore!! be careful girls it's freaking dangerous, if you ever meet a Federico don't talk to him or you will end up in bed before you realize it!!!
Omg I am so sorry I tried to resist but he was such a Federico

A: I feel so bad I don't know how to tell Tom about what happened yesteday..

B: Just tell him you met a Federico he will understand..
by sierratequila November 23, 2021
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Federico is a vibrating dildo from Anne Summers and gets angry really quickly.
He is sexy but has a very small peen.
He also cheats on girls from Italy and loves to be a trump with a popping Black moustache. Not one to fuck with
Being a Federico
by Toma on da beat June 25, 2019
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A Colombian sex god, not many can experience his orgasmic powers. Girls are lucky to see him and get ****** by him, life is a pleasure with a Federico. Usually has friends from America, and can sometimes be a sneaky fucka.
Oh Federico, oh god Federico
by Tallywacker lover May 25, 2019
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Though the name comes from a meaning of "peace keeper" the only peace this person keeps is their own. They are deceitful and will lie to get what they want including defaming anyone who gets in their way.
That bastard Federico lied about me to make me look bad so that he could get what he wanted. What a deceitful fuck.
by Nick's Giant Schlong September 13, 2011
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The best man you will ever met, Federico, my love. Imissyou so much and I hope we met again soon. You are the first love of mine that no one can ever replace.
Federico, is a boyfriend material. Best man indeed.
by Czyyy May 13, 2022
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Federico is the fucking Mafiaboss himself. He kills Agents and policemens for breakfast. But no Girl likes except this one girl names Dalma. When he says someone is mad, he is hunted from the hole itali. But in his innert Hart, he is honest and lovely.
-Bro we got to go kill this man who said Federico is shit.
-Dont do Federico something. That would be the biggest fail in your hole life.
by ddddd ddd October 4, 2022
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