fungus

someone that you are not initially attracted to, but after hanging out with that individual for awhile, they "grow on" you, so you begin to like them.

Lisa: I think I'm beginning to like Chad.
Lisa's Best Friend: Uh-oh. It look likes Chad has become a FUNGUS.

by saerom January 24, 2005

fungus

mushroom

Amungus fungus////I DONT THINK THE WALLS CAN HANDLE THE AMOGUS CURSE ANY LONGER!!!

oh no is fungus

amungus fungus/ THERES ONLY ONE WALL LEFT!!

by the sus mongus April 22, 2023

fungu

Said by Italians its implied meaning is "fuck off".

That drunk loud mouth at the bar picking on the weaker people can fungu.

by jimmybomm August 08, 2020

fungus

A person who has a large belly, pisses their pants, keeps rotting food in their locker and smells like he just took a crap and smeared it all over himself.

Everyone, run! That fungus kid is over there

by schu May 01, 2005

The Fungus

The fungus is a serious condition that comes to those unfortunate people who suffer from the madness. It's where the anal cavity becomes rotten from excessive anal sex. The anus secreates various bodily fluids. The patient suffers from extreme anal leakage. They are marked by a putrid scent of death and fecal matter. Once a person gets the fungus they are sufferers for life. They can only treat the symptoms by using items like butt plugs and scented tampons. Prevention is the key!

"Omigosh! Look at the trail of poo behind (insert name), I think she has the fungus!"

by betsyslover December 08, 2009

Fungus

awesome or radical

Dude, that skatepark is totally fungus.

by Moonrunner Redneck July 13, 2011

fungus

Fungus is that dude that can get you what ever you want...aicd,shrooms,all different killer buds, pills haha anything you want.. get it from the Fungus Man........

DIRTY JERSEY..O.C. A.C V-HOOD L-HOOD

oooh how i love thos golden tops!!

Fungus "i got what you need"

by MONEY MAKEIN MITCH January 05, 2008