A mediocre football club in Liverpool. Not as good as Liverpool but not as hated too.
Everton got thrashed 6-1 at home by a weakened Arsenal team on the opening day of the 2009/10 season.
"Everton are 3 nil down at half time and Fabregas hasn't even scored yet"

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by sooner_gooner August 16, 2009
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1.) "El Small Club, No?"
2.) Football Team From Liverpool, who call themselves the people's club but are planning on moving away from Liverpool to Tesco in Kirby.
3.) "Liverpool peoples club", and they're not called liverpool...
4.) They don't care what the red shite say. Of course, thats why they wrote a song about it.
1.) Kopite: "Were in the Champions League!"
Blue Shite: "UEFA cupps betta larr"

2.) Kopite: Eee Mate you got beat 2-1 by Runcorn linnets!
Evertonian: GERRARD'S BABY'S NORREVENIS
by Jord Wilson August 28, 2008
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Everton is a soccor team, but it is a name used to describe a gay black person in Jamaica. I am Jamaican so i know the word. It is a Jamaican slang.
In America we call you a fruit cup, but in Jamaica we call you Everton. We saw you shacking your black batty on another man dick. You are an Everton
by Alien Weed April 25, 2018
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Everton (also known as Evershite, Smallton) are a football club based in Liverpool. They are the small neighbors of the big club Liverpool FC who won 18 league titles and 5 European cups. Everton fans are too small to be hated. Therefore, Liverpool fans won't even bother about them.
Person 1: Hey, I think Everton are losing their game.
Person 2: Oh really? That is normal, small clubs lose their games.
Person 1: Yeah you're right, Everton are just too small to be winning.

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by EpicRawl April 7, 2015
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A mersyside football team that isn't Tranmere Rovers. The blue scum, as opposed to the red scum.
See the blue scum lost again...
by Black Flag February 11, 2004
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The football club that is just like the older of two brothers usually worse off and overshadowed by the younger brother. Also have the supporters that call themselves the peoples club yet doesn't even bare the name of the city they represent.
Person 1: hey which club do you support?
Person 2: The peoples club. Everton.
Person 1: Oh I'm so sorry I didn't know there was a town named Everton in England.
Person 2: No there based in Liverpool

Person 1: isn't that LFC area though?
by JCarr455 April 28, 2016
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The peoples club, simply the pride of Merseyside, always has been always will be. If your an Evertonian they mean the fuckin world to you and you just love them no matter how much pain they put you through. They have to put up with total bullshit from those scummy kopites who have been massive fans since May 2005 but it doesn't matter because champions league or no champions league just being an Evertonian is good enough.
Evertonians are born not manufactured, we do not choose we are chosen, those who understand do not need explination, those who dont understand do not matter. NIL SATIS NISI OPTIMUM
by DannyEFC September 12, 2006
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