Enzo is a beast!
He is big, built, handsome, smart, and charismatic as all fucks damn it!
You can't resist Enzo. Even Enzo cannot resist Enzo!
He is known to be an arrogant fuck, but it suits him. Enzo knows things, Enzo is things!
Enzo is always packing big and strong... Huge and merciless, with a piercing on top. He will fuck you unconscious, but only if you're a woman. Enzo is straight as an arrow, unfortunately.
Find an Enzo, enjoy him, set him free. An Enzo cannot be caged. Attempt to cage him, and he will lash out and slice you ever-so-sensually as he revels in your crimson insides spilling over his immaculate floor.
Enzo is very tidy, very clean. Enzo hires a maid to keep his floors clean and then fucks her senseless. It's a she-maid, you see. It makes sense, since Enzo is straight as an arrow.
Enzo is worthy. Get yourself an Enzo or five today!
He is big, built, handsome, smart, and charismatic as all fucks damn it!
You can't resist Enzo. Even Enzo cannot resist Enzo!
He is known to be an arrogant fuck, but it suits him. Enzo knows things, Enzo is things!
Enzo is always packing big and strong... Huge and merciless, with a piercing on top. He will fuck you unconscious, but only if you're a woman. Enzo is straight as an arrow, unfortunately.
Find an Enzo, enjoy him, set him free. An Enzo cannot be caged. Attempt to cage him, and he will lash out and slice you ever-so-sensually as he revels in your crimson insides spilling over his immaculate floor.
Enzo is very tidy, very clean. Enzo hires a maid to keep his floors clean and then fucks her senseless. It's a she-maid, you see. It makes sense, since Enzo is straight as an arrow.
Enzo is worthy. Get yourself an Enzo or five today!
by HurtMePls July 22, 2019
A crazy fucker that will fuck you unconscious and a good leader and he is a master at all his crafts
by Ensoo boiii November 3, 2019
The most handsome, coolest, nice, kind person you'll ever meet. Great in bed. The best brother, friend, cousin or boyfriend you'll ever have.
My boyfriend is such an Enzo!!!!!
by TheAwesomeBoiiii September 5, 2018
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One of the fastest cars. Made by Ferrari. Approx $700,000. Top speed: 217 MPH. Not too many in the U.S. Totally awesom car.
"Holly shit that Enzo is fast!"
by Matt August 5, 2004
He’s your typical Italian guy. He’s funny and great to be around. He prefers to play poker with the boys on Thursdays rather than spending time with his wife. He’s also a great principal and a man of knowledge. And of course he gets all the ladies.
by PRCHOKE June 15, 2019