Growing up in east haven in the 1980's, I can only give a defintion of what it was like in that era: East Haven was a great town to grow up in, not much to do, but what town has more than parks, a bowling alley, a beach, and your local burger king, but east haven had some of the hottest girls around, every town has their local whores, and east haven was no different, With 95% of the population italian, you would be welcome at any one of your friends house on a sunday afternoon for a meal you would be sure to remember, Education was not a top priority in East Haven, that is why our rumble record is so good, no matter what part of east haven you are referring to...momauguin or main street or foxon, we were unstopable against surrounding cities, branford, new haven, west haven, wherever, it didn't matter because east haven had some of the toughest kids around, if we weren't hanging around and getting in trouble we were working out and messing around with our dirt bikes. To sum it up; East Haven is known for Italian families who respect one another, Excellent pizza and subs, Friends that you make in East Haven, you will have for a life time, and lastly...Beautiful women.
by Marty Asp December 1, 2007
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okay i live here and im saying this:
a heavy populated italian town near new haven, ct ( i swear im the only non italian )

the girls are whores with huge ass noses and dress like they weigh nothing too bad their fatass italians

the guys have no balls and are wannabees at everything, theres wanna be gangsters, skaters, emos, rockers, and everything

the football team is horrible, they suck at basketball, and hockey (this year anyway) baseball and softball are normally okay i guess..

in other words this town sucks balls you would never want to live here.
me: i hate living here

east haven slut: oh hey (insert my name here) did you know that Mike and I did it last night?

me: oh wow Amanda too bad you are only 13
by haterssssssss February 17, 2009
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