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hurfing and durfing

Stalling or delaying something for an unreasonable amount of time due to stupidity, lack of respect, inconsideration or some mash of other ridiculous reasons.

Used mostly to refer to large bureaucracies or corporations who don't care about the average citizen and delay endlessly in administrating or serving their basic needs.
I wish I could login right now, but stupid Comcast has been hurfing and durfing for days on end instead of fixing !@$# while my internet's been down. Bastards better give me a refund!
hurfing and durfing by subberz August 31, 2010

duffing it

Masturbating, jacking off, spanking the monkey, slapping the ham, whacking off, or beating your meat.
Did you hear that ryan was duffing it in the middle of class the other day?

Duffing it isn't a crime.
duffing it by con09 November 17, 2009

duffing it

to masturbate

This stems directly from Hilary Duff.
I walked in to my dorm and caught my roomate duffing it.
duffing it by Zane U. September 11, 2005
The act of living with the bare minimum required to maintain the ultimate bachelor lifestyle.

Those "duffing it", often live in an environment that only a true single man could tolerate. Normal living spaces may be converted for storage of motorcycles, beds may not have ever worn sheets, dishes may be piled up waiting for execution via the trash can.
Oh man Bobby is duffing it, he has a guitar stand where his dining table should go.
Duffing by billystalker May 27, 2011

druffing 

someone who has dandruff is druffing
johnathan is druffing, for fuck sake. use head and shoulders, boy!

Vom-Duffing 

The sexual act of penetrating a female's vaginal cavity whilst they vomit.

partnered with the act of Vom-Chuffing
"whilst she was bent over throwing up he began Vom-Duffing her to her suprise"
Vom-Duffing by RahimTom June 3, 2009