Duracell Moose

A derogatory and colloquial term for a redheaded obese person. The duracell part relating to their hair colour and the moose to their substantial weight.

Guy 1: I heard there's a new chick starting today, you seen her? What's she like?

Guy 2: Yeeaah, I wouldn't get sexcited though, she's a complete duracell moose.

Guy 1: Bummer.

by MagikLegion July 21, 2010

duracell job

Situation when it takes ages to finalize a project as the client keeps asking for changes.

(After receiving another request from the client) It's a duracell job... Keeps on going!

by piterpan September 2, 2009

Duracel Dude

AKA your girls "other" boyfriend that sleeps under your bed in a shoe box.

Another term for BOB.

Ex1:

Guy: Why is there a box of old Nikes under the...Oh what the hell is this!


Ex2:

Guy: Babe! An earthquake is shaking the house right off of the foundation! We need to take cover!!!

Girl: Sorry it's my Duracel Dude. I'll turn him down to Jack Hammer...

by Not you September 20, 2008

Dead Duracell

When you are having intercourse with a deaf girl and her hearing aid keeps ringing untill the batteries are competely drained.

I totaly gave the girl from the school for the deaf the dead duracell last night.

by The Kaminsk July 21, 2009

flip your duracells

To change your negative attitude and outlook into a positive one.

<Rawlcine> "And what about my scrilla? You owe me at least 96 dollars! Everyone owes me something! Why is everyone always baggin on me?"
<Branson> "You need to flip your duracells, cuz all i'm gettin is NEGATIVE, honey."
<Rawlcine> 8-O

by SeanG May 31, 2007

johnny duracell

basically someone who is full of beans! Will keep your remote control running for years. definatley a Poser. Likes to go clubbing in the Garage and campus and will keep goin till the early hours of the morning! Likes coffee. Charming. Gets kicked out of clubs. Cousins girlfriends doesnt like him(YET). Loves pizza. Generous and likes to give to charity and gives time to other people. Gives his body to many people (unlucky in love :() thinks he made up yes or no, but really we did! HE bounces it better than most people....wooooooooooooo! Wearing a green t-shirt. bEST BUDS with JT :D thinks i have the best comfy handshake ever! only likes chips and cheese from diablero's.
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johnny duracell can go all night!!!

by duracellbunny July 4, 2009

Duracell Lesbian

A lesbian who is fed up with dating and prefers the ease of using her sex toys to get her rocks off!

Jane was sick and tired of dating narcissists. Instead she found solice via her rampant rabbit.

Jane is happy to be a Duracell Lesbian.

by Calamity Kate September 18, 2023