-City where you are taxed $3 a month for city street lights.
-You live on a hill so your gets $10 a gallon
-Duluth knows that and keeps gas prices 50 cents higher than everyone else
-Home of a fucked city council
-Bankrupt
-Watching a ship go by knowing you could beat it running backwards
-Streets full of potholes
- 55 below windchill
-Nightlife is driving the "Loop" at the canal
-Home of wanna-be white gangsters
-The Projects have nicer houses than the middle class
-Home of treehugging hippies
-News reports of stray rabbits on Park Point
-You live on a hill so your gets $10 a gallon
-Duluth knows that and keeps gas prices 50 cents higher than everyone else
-Home of a fucked city council
-Bankrupt
-Watching a ship go by knowing you could beat it running backwards
-Streets full of potholes
- 55 below windchill
-Nightlife is driving the "Loop" at the canal
-Home of wanna-be white gangsters
-The Projects have nicer houses than the middle class
-Home of treehugging hippies
-News reports of stray rabbits on Park Point
by PEN24 November 8, 2008
a homophobic, racist, shitty town full of hicks. has no culture whatsoever, except for emo/scenester losers and hot topic retards. the skateboard park is 10 feet by 10 feet.
I'm going to blow the brains out of the back of my skull because I can't stand living in Duluth anymore.
by PenisBreath March 4, 2005
After fisting Betty, Sam had a rose-colored ring around his wrist..otherwise known as the Duluth Corsage.
by BofaPatsyFofie April 5, 2006
The other day I was in Canal Park and this lady was having a Duluth Abortion in plain daylight. The baby struggled for damn near 20 minutes.
by Duluth Terminology Branch March 10, 2008
Starts when one man in a locker room slip n slides naked into the middle of the rest of the men who are gathered in a large circle. The men take turns slip n sliding into the open legs of the man who most previously went. This continues until all the men are one continuous line of men straddling each other.
"Hey bro how was your day?"
"Pretty great dude, I partook in my first Duluth handshake."
"That's awesome man I love those."
"Yeah the feeling of another man's face on my penis is pretty great."
"Agreed."
"Pretty great dude, I partook in my first Duluth handshake."
"That's awesome man I love those."
"Yeah the feeling of another man's face on my penis is pretty great."
"Agreed."
by doubleteammason December 7, 2016
ohhhhh....I got sooooo drunk last night ,....that I gave Jenny's car the Duluth Pinstripe! ...... the Duluth Pinstriping that I laid on Bill's car was gone this morning!
by Perry winkle September 28, 2010
A city with a population of around 90,000. Minorities beware: Duluth hates you. Even as a mix, I didn't get by. The water there kicks ass, it's so pure. The youth is a depressing sight because they've all become victim to mindless trends, social habits, and lifestyles (such as the unbelievably successive Emo-life), except for a select few, such as James Ross. There is a White Castle at the edge of Duluth on the way to Minneapolis, which is a must. Duluth is known for notable amounts of snow and very cold weather. Sailing is popular, and in the winter, Icefishing. Unforunately, Duluth rubs shoulders with Superior, the ultimate ghetto of Wisconsin.
Duluth bears the first granitoid-paved streets in Minnesota, whatever granitoid is. The city has gained recognition among other northern cities in the state for having surprisingly good Tennis and Football teams.
The public school systems don't seem to care much about there students, to name a couple of those schools, there's Congdon, and East High School. The public schools are the bottom of the line. At East, while attempting to get to a class, expect some insecure jock to pick you off your feet and haul you to the locker room where you will experience the most brutal anal rape of your life. There are a couple decent private schools, such as Summit, and a few catholic schools, like Holy Rosary (known to locals as HORO, and Unholy Rosary to some graduates).Then there's The Marshall School, an outrageously expensive private division, boasting their excellence, while the middle school branch is as good as any other private school's, but employing conservatives, lesbians, treehuggers, dickfaces, child-molesters, racists, and radicals as scholars.
Duluth is(and has been for as long as anyone can remember), divided into an East and West. As in most instances, the East is for the educated, well-mannered, upperclass and upper-middleclass folk (although recently extending to some middle-middleclass citizens), while the West is reserved for the rest. As in most scenarios, if you were brought up in the West,it will be difficult to get out, unless you're in jail.
Typical adolescent hangouts in Duluth include Miller Hill Mall, the new Duluth 10 Cinematic Complex, and bagel cafés.
There is no need to worry about where to eat; nearly all of the restaurants serve good food.
Staying Safe in duluth is easy. About every 5 years, someone gets their car stolen, 75% of the gun owners live out in the boonies, and because of the extreme cold, STDs don't make it through the winter (but don't mark my word on that). Your biggest danger in Duluth is all of the God-damned deer. You'll swear the fucker came out of nowhere.
Duluth bears the first granitoid-paved streets in Minnesota, whatever granitoid is. The city has gained recognition among other northern cities in the state for having surprisingly good Tennis and Football teams.
The public school systems don't seem to care much about there students, to name a couple of those schools, there's Congdon, and East High School. The public schools are the bottom of the line. At East, while attempting to get to a class, expect some insecure jock to pick you off your feet and haul you to the locker room where you will experience the most brutal anal rape of your life. There are a couple decent private schools, such as Summit, and a few catholic schools, like Holy Rosary (known to locals as HORO, and Unholy Rosary to some graduates).Then there's The Marshall School, an outrageously expensive private division, boasting their excellence, while the middle school branch is as good as any other private school's, but employing conservatives, lesbians, treehuggers, dickfaces, child-molesters, racists, and radicals as scholars.
Duluth is(and has been for as long as anyone can remember), divided into an East and West. As in most instances, the East is for the educated, well-mannered, upperclass and upper-middleclass folk (although recently extending to some middle-middleclass citizens), while the West is reserved for the rest. As in most scenarios, if you were brought up in the West,it will be difficult to get out, unless you're in jail.
Typical adolescent hangouts in Duluth include Miller Hill Mall, the new Duluth 10 Cinematic Complex, and bagel cafés.
There is no need to worry about where to eat; nearly all of the restaurants serve good food.
Staying Safe in duluth is easy. About every 5 years, someone gets their car stolen, 75% of the gun owners live out in the boonies, and because of the extreme cold, STDs don't make it through the winter (but don't mark my word on that). Your biggest danger in Duluth is all of the God-damned deer. You'll swear the fucker came out of nowhere.
Wisconsin Guy 1 - "Hey man, wanna cross over to Duluth, Minnesota and freeze our asses off?"
Wisconsin Guy 2 - "Oh yeah man, for sure."
Wisconsin Guy 2 - "Ahem... I mean, Oh ya."
Wisconsin Guy 2 - "Oh yeah man, for sure."
Wisconsin Guy 2 - "Ahem... I mean, Oh ya."
by http://experience. September 9, 2006