douché 

a combination of the two words "douche" and "touché".

douche: a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.

touché: A word derived from French that is used most-commonly when someone makes a particularly good point in an arguement and leaves the opponent (the touché sayer) speechless or at a loss for words.

Noun

a comeback when a verbal joust is ended and not in your favor. in turn calling the other person a douche and acknowledging/congratulating them in a well constructed insult, or can't think of any other comeback.

White: Yeah you will take your chances.
Peter: I know. I just said that.
White: I know you just said that.
Peter: Okay, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
White: Well I'm not sure where you're going with this.
Peter: That's what I said.
White: That's what I'm saying to you.
Peter: All right.
White: Douché.

Person #1: I didn't get any sleep last night.
Person #2: Did my raucous night with your mom keep you up?
Person #1: (too tired to think of a good comeback) Douché...

douché by blackchair March 18, 2010

douché 

A portmanteau of "touché" and "douche." When a person delivers a clever and cutting remark in response to another person's argument, the latter may respond with "Douché!" as acknowledgment of a good yet decidedly douchey response.

Dean: Where did I go wrong? How is my own brother drinking demon blood without me noticing?
Sam: Maybe if you stopped crying at every scenic road, you'd have noticed.

Dean: ... Douché.

douché by Chad the Anti-Douche June 28, 2009

Douché 

An exclamation someone makes when a douche manages to bring them down to their level.

Douche: "You thought that Forest Gump was in black and white."
You: "Douché."

Douché by DouchebagL September 7, 2010

Douché 

A French douche bag.

Pronounced doo-chay.

"Hahaha you are such a punk douché Pierre."

"Vont te tuer! Arrêtez de me taquiner à cause de mon héritage français!"

"Hahaha wut? See that is what I mean you are such a douché."

"Est-ce là le seul mot que vous savez comment dire, connard?!"

"Just shut up and eat your lunch, Pierre."

Douché by LWxxDark Wolf October 31, 2009

douché 

Similar to touché. French, it's what you say to a douche - - after they attempt to smack you down with douchey repartee. By replying in this way, you acknowledge their intelligence, while reminding them of their douchiness.

Bruce: "Your dad is so gay."
Stephen: "It takes one to know one."
Bruce: "Douché."

douché by Bknixon1234 October 28, 2008

douché 

When someone one-ups you in a clever, albeit douchey way.
Pronounced like touché.

Person 1: <overlong speech, monologue, etc.>
Person 2: Nice one-man, four-act play, guy.
Person 1: Douché!

douché by ArtsyMcShitshimself March 14, 2008

douché 

Interjection.

Similiar to touché, but used to the opposite effect. Douché is used to acknowledge an unintelligent or otherwise douchey remark, especially when speaker´s reply is intended to be clever or witty.

- "How's your sex life? Shitty i assume? Today i boned a chick or two. What'd you do?"

- "I went to the hardware store to buy a bone-hammer."

- "oh yeah? Isn't that like a pelvic replacement that allows you to use this bone-hammer as a metaphorical arm that hammers your bone into a chick because your hips haven't enough thrust power, you little shit?"

- "Douché."

douché by linguamecca September 10, 2011