Sea ditches 

A ditch in the sea.
they dont exist.

"THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS SEA DITCHES"

Sea ditches by Neil Sheldon October 10, 2008

MSN Ditched 

When your having a conversation with someone on MSN and out of no where for no particulare reason, they sign off.. and your like wtf?

I was talking to Lisa on msn last night about some pretty importnant shit and the bitch totally just like msn ditched me.

MSN Ditched by Courtney0079 October 20, 2008

doitschebag 

A douche bag from germany

Dude, Hitler was such a doitschebag

doitschebag by Heheyyouyou October 14, 2007

Dotche 

Someone you want to torture; fuckface

Dude, stop acting like such a dotche

Dotche by Matt $ September 21, 2005

ditcher 

Someone that ditches/leaves their friends.
Also, someone that backs out of plans that they arrange.

Chris: Let's go to Applebee's.
Matt: I can't. I have diarrhea.
Tanner: Okay. Sleepover at my house.
Matt: I can't. I have diarrhea.
Chris and Tanner (in unison): You're such a ditcher.

ditcher by Jules W. February 8, 2012

AIM ditched 

when you're on an instant messenger, and your friend tells you he'll brb but he never brb's

Bro, I was talking to Jon yesterday and he seriously AIM ditched me.

AIM ditched by CharEast January 11, 2009

doiche 

What comes up when someone tries to type "Douche" but makes a typo, therefore typing "Doiche". Doiche pwns douche in every single way.

Joey: Raf is so annoying!

Jack: I know, he's SUCH a doiche.

doiche by MrExtreme January 10, 2009