5 finger dismount

When you take a chick to her place then to pound town. "accidentally" Blow your load in her hair or eyes. When she runs off to clean up, get dressed quick and grab something random on the way out.

-"Dude, is this the blender you grabbed from Julie's place?"
"Hell Yeah, 5 Finger Dismount"
-"You know she had to go to the ER right?"
"Smoothie?"

by 34xx34 December 15, 2013

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Five finger Dismount

You meet a random girl at the bar and get her to take you back to her place. you do her and shoot your load in her hair then when she gets in the shower you steal her tv.

One night at the bar i saw this hoe from high school, she was a bitch back then so i felt she was worth the five finger dismount.

by Butterbean August 21, 2006

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"Death before dismount".

A satire of the USMA (West Point) motto, for the Cavalry. It signifies the apprehension of a Cavalry or Armor enlisted person, to remove themselves from the comfort ad safety of their vehicle.

I ain't gettin out of my track, "death before dismount".

by seajay66666 March 31, 2018

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The act of pushing your partner out an open window upon dismounting. This is generally reserved for those situations when you want to make sure she doesn't call you back. Throwing her her clothes is optional. This move requires that you are in doggy style position prior to dismount. Not recommended if you live in an apartment building, or are on the 2nd floor of a home while performing.

This term can also simply be used to describe a situation where you banged a girl you brought home and then avoided her until she went away.

I was at the bar the other night and brought home a really skanky broad. I had to make sure I got rid of her, so I gave her the two handed dismount. I felt kinda bad, so I threw her her clothes.

by Big red machine March 21, 2007

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