by Dee-Devil February 5, 2003
A retarded mop that gives you a back ache when you use it. When you say it, you must say it as though you were menatlly retarded.
Hey Tori, I was using Dilbert and he made me want to shoot myself.
Whose Dilbert?
That retarded dollar store mop!
Whose Dilbert?
That retarded dollar store mop!
by Ashley and Tori May 14, 2007
1. someone who works in a cubicle at a mind-numbing job.
2. a job that is good practice for being dead or in a coma.
2. a job that is good practice for being dead or in a coma.
by Mike Oxhard July 13, 2006
When something happens to you in a work setting that's straight out of the comic strip "Dilbert," which is about a highly dysfunctional office environment.
- Man, Purchasing yelled at me today for using paper requisition forms and when I tried using the electronic ones, Accounting yelled at me. Then my boss yelled at me because I should have known that we've stopped using both paper and electronic requisition forms, except that Bob told me the boss said the opposite yesterday.
- Dude, you just got dilberted.
- Dude, you just got dilberted.
by educand March 6, 2007
After having anal sex with the usage of a dildo, the dildo is slapped across the face of the person who just got penetrated forming a shit unibrow (like Bert from Sesame Street). Essentially a bert with a dildo. (See bert)
dildo + bert = dilbert
dildo + bert = dilbert
by Billy Nurnell April 27, 2006
Derived from "Bert", which uses a standard penis, a Dilbert consists of doing anal with a dildo, taking the dildo out, and smearing the poop between the eyebrows of any witness, making them look like Bert from Bert & Ernie of Sesame Street.
by Tony Burwinkel May 15, 2006
Noun: One who skips important presentations and makes them up in front of a small group of people
Verb: To chicken out in front of a large number of people, be a self-obsessed jerk, etc.
Adjective: Quiet, intraverted, afraid, etc.
Verb: To chicken out in front of a large number of people, be a self-obsessed jerk, etc.
Adjective: Quiet, intraverted, afraid, etc.
by Zzzzzzzzzz..... February 26, 2008