Father: You're pregnant! How could this be! Did you not hear of abstinence! Where was your head!
Daughter: Actually, it was under the dashboard.
Daughter: Actually, it was under the dashboard.
by J.R. Gagnon August 4, 2005
In the same vein as "junk in the trunk", the dashboard denotes the chest region of a woman or female identified person.
by rorrific January 6, 2015
The act of slamming one’s significant other into the dashboard of the car; usually after prom or a formal event.
Due to her incessant yammering, Steve was 'dashboarding' Alyssa without regard to her visage.
Rick: “You have been talking to too many other boys”
Maeve: “Don’t be so protective”
Rick ‘dashboards’ Maeve
Rick: “How about that *****”
Rick: “You have been talking to too many other boys”
Maeve: “Don’t be so protective”
Rick ‘dashboards’ Maeve
Rick: “How about that *****”
by Chris Sentmier May 10, 2007
a form of female masturbation that takes place while she's driving her own car. effectively, she steers the wheel with her legs (which are propped up on the dashboard) thus leaving her hands free to wander...
...and so, on our way to H-town, we looked over and saw that she was masturbating! She was totally dashboarding it!
by Iceman2480 August 6, 2007
a way to describe how emo (as defined by the current generation) people feel
based on dashboard confessionalswhich appeal to the disaffected, emo youth of america
based on dashboard confessionalswhich appeal to the disaffected, emo youth of america
by chronser February 19, 2006
A group of people who are whiny and self-absorbed, cannot get enough of themsleves, and are constanly talking about their boring excapades.
by Tanya Prinzing August 30, 2006
A new feature released in Mac OSX 10.4 which allows users to use a number of widgets. Activated by hitting F-12 or FN+F-12, it is often envied by users of Microsoft Windoze.
by KD5PBO March 2, 2006