Being in the process of becoming a dark sider. An art only possible at a federal academy. Sleeping and or having a relationship with a female academy attendee is dark siding. The occurrence is due to someone no longer being able to go without getting any, often times it is safer to sleep with your own hand. Correction it is always safer to sleep with ones own hand.

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john doe has been dark siding for quite some time with jane deere

Why the hell would you be dark siding?

Masturbation is better then dark siding.
by kper May 20, 2007
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Margeret, a god warrior, was so deeply disturbed by the Dark Sided presence that she rebuked the evil $50,000 check in the name of jesus.
by GodLessWarriorTM January 28, 2006
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The evil, corruptive Side of the Force in Star Wars.
Generaly very tempting and it's easy to fall for it when a Jedi can't control his feelings.
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Yoda "Dark the other side is"
Obi Wan "STFU and eat your Toast, Toad!"
by 2o3 January 28, 2007
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The evil side of the Force in the Star Wars Saga.
Anakin Skywalker is such a fag for goin to the dark side.
by Darth_ToCA September 26, 2005
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See you guys later. I've got to go to The Dark Side for a scheduling meeting.
by kilkrazy January 10, 2005
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The technical side of theatre. Including (but not limited to): Light design/board, spot op, sound board, backstage crew, set desingn/construction etc. Called the dark side because of techies affinity for the dark, and that they dont spend as much time actually in their bright lights than the actors.
I turned to the dark side a two years ago and plan to stay there throughout high school.
by Brian August 8, 2005
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When a jedi becomes a badass and makes their lightsaber become red.
Anakin will go to the dark side since he wants to fuck Padme up the ass, and his mom died.
by vidkid30 February 11, 2005
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