dudering

a faggots ear ring. mostely in the right ear

ben affleck has a dudering, and is a bad actor with a butt for a chin

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by derekthemainman May 3, 2006

Duder

Wall street professional type or financial restructuring attorney whose laid back personality and zen-like patrick swayze in point break demeanor is in stark contrast to the gordon geckos around him. A "fish out of water" often with a bunblefuck origin (e.g. Kansas).

Can you believe that duder sang "why don't we get drunk and screw" at a partner's house.

by that guy u work with who wasted his time doing this January 9, 2007

The Duder

While the dude is lying on his back holding his ankles in the air, a female tongue punches his leather cheerio while he reaches climax solo cranking it. After his demon seed is released the female then tries to steal it to inseminate herself to ensure a life of prosperous sugar daddies.

Brian was getting the duder when kayla saw her oppourtinty to capitalize on an easy future.

by brett May 28, 2016

Duder

The tube inside the roll of wrapping paper or paper towels, based on the sound one makes when one pretends to play the trumpet through one end.

cred. MBerman

No adult can resist not playing the duder when they have one in their hands.
Places tube to lips, yells into tube: "duder, duder, duder!"

by adminfairy March 1, 2018

duder

n. 30-something guy, young professional, wearing diagonally/vertically striped button-down (slightly wrinkled), looking to score beyond his station with aims at 20-something girls. Hair product content=high, intellectual capacity=low.

With hair that is perfectly styled but looks slightly mussed and jeans that appear old and rumpled, but are actually brand new and over-priced, the duder walked into the bar that he had read was uberhip hoping to score.

by librarywoman November 27, 2006

duder

usually used when describing a male, a new pronoun that can be a subject, direct object or indirect object - may also be used for females and pretty much anything as long as the meaning is described in context

Yo duder, what's up? I'm heading down to the board shop to get this little duder fixed. I smashed up the nose on a mean duder. Tranlation: Yo man, what's up? I'm heading down to the board shop to get my board fixed. I smashed up the nose on a big wave.

by Duncan Jones September 14, 2007

duder

the dude of the group, the main man

the duder has arrived, let us bow at his greatness

by Robert Becker March 2, 2008