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czechoslovakian harmonica 

When you have your female partner bent over on all fours and have 2/5ths of your tongue in her anus and 2 fingers in her vagina whilst simultaneously stimulating the clitoris reach-around style with the other hand
Monica glared deeply into the windows of my soul, desperately aching to be serenaded by the Czechoslovakian Harmonica

small off duty czeckslovakian traffic warden 

A Banana

originally An outburst from Kryten on the sitcom Red Dwarf as he triyes to lie by saying that the banana is an orange
"its a orrrrrrr, its an orrrrrr its a... its a Small off duty Czeckslovakian traffic warden!"

Czechoslovakian Steam Bath 

When a female surrounds herself with a group of (5)+ overweight males in a car, ferociously pleasuring all at the same time.
Tell your mom that Czechoslovakian Steam Bath was great last night!

czechoslovakism 

Czechoslovakism is a term for actual online communist who wants to spread communist propaganda though text chats. They claim to be from Czechia or Slovakia, but are usually just Americans that hate their country. They will always shit on your opinion With a civilized argument, if they hate it, and will spam wikipedia links to just prove you wrong. Czechoslovakism’s will also try their best to not be biased but most Czechoslovakism’s fail at this and end spamming in all caps at you how wrong you are.
They will always yell at you once you bring up capitalism, theres no point in fighting them.
Ugh theres a Czechoslovakism in chat, someone tell him to shut the fuck up about communism.
czechoslovakism by Czech daddy November 11, 2020

czechoslovakian wardog 

First of all, I don't advise anyone to try this. A czechoslovakian wardog occurs when two guys stuff a girl in the ass at the same time. She then takes a shit with a widened asshole that comes out the shape of a cookie. The gentlemen then proceed to rub the girl's face in the feces, hold her head to an oven until the shit dries, then have her scratch it off her face.
- Dude, me and Mark gave Tina a czechoslovakian wardog the other night
- That's revolting, you scumbag

Czechoslovakian golden shower 

The nickname for the incredibly high fire rate of the VZ-61 Skorpion.
You here about Ivan? The KGB heard him dissenting against the Kremlin and hit him with the Czechoslovakian golden shower.