Cypriot Magikarp

the biggest dumbass to ever exist, so fucking stupid it depresses everyone

"Have you heard of Cypriot Magikarp?"
"Yeah he is so retarded"

Cypriot Magikarp by Djfjfjvjdjdjgkfrjg April 16, 2021

cypriot handshake

Masseuse that’s willing to go the extra mile, kisses your toes then your forehead following a massage.

Denise gave me a Cypriot Handshake , she kissed my toes then my forehead following a full body massage

cypriot handshake by Softy101 September 11, 2021

Cypriot Handshake

A method of greeting people in which you kiss the tip of their toes and then their forehead.

I saw Denise give John a Cypriot handshake when they met on Saturday she kissed his big toe and then his forehead.

Cypriot Handshake by Softy101 September 12, 2021

Cypriot Breakfast 

When you crack an egg over your friend's ass, who swears he's not gay, and then proceed to pound it into an omelette.

Did you hear Tyson made a Cypriot Breakfast with Clooney? They had to go back for seconds because one egg was not enough.

Cypriot Breakfast by Notyourfriend2day October 22, 2022

Cypriot Racism 

The idea that a particular race in Cyprus is superior and more morally right than the other. Generally tends to be executed more by Greek Cypriots to Turkish Cypriots.

The truth is, both sides were equally morally right or wrong and should not be segregated for a war that happened long ago. Cypriot Racism is still a big issue and has been discovered to be everywhere.

'Cyprus should only be Greek' Greek Cypriot

'You are an example of Cypriot Racism' Turkish Cypriot

Cypriot Racism by Kaydaboi July 27, 2023

greek cypriot 

People born in Cyprus and currently live at the South Cyprus.

greek cypriots manage South cyprus

greek cypriot by Theodorus J July 7, 2008

Greek Cypriot 

A person who is Cypriot but when wants to, will tell everyone they are greek.

When the Greeks won Euro 2004 the Cypriots were celebrating along with the Greeks, say that they are Greek. After that, they're Cypriot.

cypriot: 'Yayy greece!

greek: 'Re ton malaka thinks hes greek cypriot.'

Greek Cypriot by Rena_101 October 8, 2008