crossbow revenge 

In Call of Duty: Black ops when your stuck with an exploding crossbow and you run up to your killer and follow them until you explode taking them with you even though you dont get the points

A)Damn it i just got hit with the crossbow.

B)Go get some "crossbow revenge"!

crossbow revenge by COD king23232323 November 28, 2010

Crossbow Queer 

Refers to a subtype of queer/sexually ambiguous people becoming more prevalent in society and popular culture. Traits include:

- Constant low level rage
- Armed, but in a cool way
- Loves animals, probably more than most people
- Leather jackets for days
- Probably rides a motorcycle
- Would straight up commit war crimes for those they love
- Either completely fearless or absolutely terrified
- Actually just an absolute sweetheart

Examples include: Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine Nine) and Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead)

That guy with the leather jacket and the resting bitch face is SUCH a crossbow queer

Crossbow Queer by Elk0 April 21, 2020

Crossbow Facefuck

A sex act in which a man fucks a woman's face as the woman puts both her hands on his penis and sticks her arms outward, slightly resembling a crossbow.

"I gave her a magnificent crossbow facefuck last night"

Crossbow Facefuck by fartingnigga292 May 14, 2024

german crossbow 

A German Crossbow is a male masturbation act in which the individual inserts a toothpick (preferably the club sandwich style ones with the frilly plastic ends to stabilize the flight pattern) into the urethra and "fires" said toothpick via ejaculation.

"Watch me pop this balloon with my German Crossbow."
"My girlfriend has to wear an eye patch due to an arrant German Crossbow."
"The only thing that gets me off nowadays is a German Crossbow."
"Hey, hold my beer and watch me fire my German Crossbow."

german crossbow by Derelict-Dave December 6, 2015

I waste him with my crossbow 

A popular phrase with Knights of the Dinner Table fans. It is spoken by the knight Bob (he is generally the most destructive of the table). Whenever he says this there is some poor NPC in peril.

B.A "A hapless beggar crosses the street and..."
Bob "I waste him with my crossbow and search the body."
B.A "..."

I waste him with my crossbow by Hapless Beggar April 7, 2010

legendary crossbow 

A thot that wears leggings and sticks her ass out for no reason

Oh shit is that a legendary crossbow

legendary crossbow by DAA1410 September 18, 2019

Colorado Crossbow 

When a girl gives you head and you hold her from her ankles straight upward. From a side view it looks like a crossbow.

Me: Dude, this girl gave me such good head last night.
Dude: Really? Colorado Crossbow that shit, boy!
Me: Straight up, if was better than a blumpkin.

Colorado Crossbow by BreezyBurn January 13, 2014