Crossfit

A pretend sport which self proclaimed athletes compete to lift various weights and perform moves with terrible form, usually resulting in injury. The term wod is used to make these workouts more appealing to fat woman.

1. Russ " hey fellas, fancy a quick wod?"

Phil " yeah man, crossfit brings out the best in me"

Russ " I got this great move from JML for £14.95"

W Ian " you guys are fucking benders"

by The eye collector May 21, 2016

CrossFIT

A Conga Line consisting of 6 or more naked Men during a foam party. In the line, the men hold the Penis' of the Man in front of them while singing Country cover songs.

Hey Johnny are you going to CrossFit? I hear they are covering "Friends in Low Places" and "Unanswered Prayers".
Great, I will lube up and get out the wacky noodles, you foam up the Sauna and gather the Guys. Don't forget the Cowboy Hats!!!

by Skin DIver April 8, 2022

crossfit

gay

ur gay if you are a crossfiter

by GymRat43 May 17, 2023

Crossfit

an asskicking, kick-ass daily high-intensity, "functional" fitness workout.workouts usually followed by vommiting.people who dig crossfit include: fire fighters,police officers,marines,seals,martial artists,soccer moms etc...

todays crossfit wod made me puke

by thefatkid March 9, 2009

Crossfit

The capacity to endure severe physical pain for set periods of time. Some may find this addictive.

His back ached. His legs ached. His arms ached. He could barely get out of bed his abs were so sore. And yet, he couldn't stop thinking about the next crossfit class.

by AthleticSaffa December 1, 2020

crossfit

An exercise regimen enjoyed by Midwestern gorilla juice heads most named Tony

Most notable crossfit Tonys including crossfit tony:

*i have a dream tony
*gorilla juice head tony
*vagina tony
*crossfit tony
*hawaii tony
*pilot tony

Let's grab hawaii Tony and do some thrusters for the crossfit wod!

by Crossfit Tony August 14, 2010

crossfit jesus

A person who is obsessed with crossfit and metalcore music. They are so talented at crossfit, they feel the need to participate in it almost every day, even when injured. Also known as WWE Superstar Seth Rollins.

My friend keeps sending me pictures of crossfit jesus lifting weights and she needs to stop.

by Sk8rWolfy August 9, 2016