Pubic Hair that is matted down with chocolate Jell-O Pudding
I was going down on that woman and saw that she was wearing a Cosby Sweater on her hooch.
by gigglechick November 21, 2014
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A brightly colored sweater with intricate geometric patterns meant to confuse and distract women so that her drink can be drugged without her noticing.
The frat boy wore his Cosby sweater to the bar in hopes that he could date rape some poor woman.
by Doc Bliss September 2, 2016
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A condom worn during rape.
Detective 1: I think we found something over here. Might be our Cosby Sweater. Pulls used condom out of dumpster

Detective 2: Dude, that's gross. But yea, probably our Cosby Sweater.

Detective 1: Who thinks about putting on a condom before raping someone?

Detective 2: They walk around with it on. Now please, put that thing in a bag.
by TRock216 April 14, 2017
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A: A oversized, hideous looking sweater with ugly patterns and colors, often worn by old men or hipsters with no taste.

B: A sweater a senile colorblind person would pick out.
As referenced in HIGH FIDELITY: "That's a COSBYYYY SWEATAAH, a COSBBY SWEATAAH!" - Jack Black

"Aww look at that sad sweater, did your mom pick that out for you?"
by definitionmassah January 28, 2004
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A loud obnoxiously colored article of clothing worn by a man who will preach to you about family values while he fathers children with women who aren't his wife.
I saw this guy wearing a cosby sweater back in 84, he was stealing the hubcaps off of a school bus.
by Bill Dev September 13, 2006
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The sexual act of vomiting fruity pebbles onto your lover's genitalia and then pleasuring him/her. The result should look like one of Bill Cosby's wardrobe nightmares from his hit '80s TV show.
I gave my ex-boyfriend a cosby sweater because I'm a sexual deviant.
by anonymousmanofmanynicefaces September 25, 2006
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The type of sweater that everybody idolizes you for wearing, often worn in the days of "the cosby show" by suave debonair Bill Cosby. Usually described with such words as Frizzle Frazzle.
"Have you seen Zach's new cosby sweater?! He is so fashionable!"
by Spudular February 22, 2006
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