by Big Black Rod August 23, 2003
Officer: Sir, how much have you had to drink this evening?
Driver: I've had a few.
Officer: Well here are a couple Coors Lights to help you sober up. Drive safely now.
Driver: I've had a few.
Officer: Well here are a couple Coors Lights to help you sober up. Drive safely now.
by Feedstoremafia March 1, 2018
Coors Light, The Silver Bullet!
by D0c February 22, 2006
A yellow, fizzy type of bottled water, sometimes passed off as beer to mindless peasants who think it will get them women.
Idiot 1: Hey man this is the coldest tasting beer in the universe!
Idiot 2: Yeah man, it totally rocks!
Me: Umm, last I heard, the only tastes were salt, bitter, sweet, sour. Cold isnt a taste, it's a sensation, morons.
Idiot 2: Yeah man, it totally rocks!
Me: Umm, last I heard, the only tastes were salt, bitter, sweet, sour. Cold isnt a taste, it's a sensation, morons.
by The Brewmeister May 4, 2005
A highly overrated beer that was born in the great state of Colorado. If you were to drink real beer (St Bernardus Abt 12, Rochefort, Peche Mortel, Yeti, Old Ruffian, Arrogant Bastard, Hop Henge, Dreadnaught IPA...etc) and then take a piss into glass (1/4 full) then fill the rest up with carbonated water -you would have a beer that tastes like Coors Light (albeit a bit better).
by The MrEcted One April 11, 2006
1.I took out the center thwart and we did the coors light for five minutes until I got a hamstring cramp and flipped the boat.
2. well we are out in the middle of this lake and your boring the shit out of me, want to coors light
2. well we are out in the middle of this lake and your boring the shit out of me, want to coors light
by wears funny hats March 5, 2009
A "beer" tantamount to yellowed bottled water. Tastes slightly of piss mixed with an even slighter taste of alcohol. A beer for women and retards like Seth who can't handle real beers like Arrogant Bastard or Maudite.
Easily destroyed by any microbrewery beer out there. The worst of the worst.
Easily destroyed by any microbrewery beer out there. The worst of the worst.
by Man In Black April 8, 2005