cold ass shit 

Something really, really bad. Undesirable, unless you are the one uttering the phrase. Used when some wrong has been done unto you.

"man das sum cold ass shit, nigga"

cold ass shit by Marki G May 19, 2005

shit a cold purple twinkie

A severe offense to one's sense of propriety or decency; an outrage; a disturbance of function, equilibrium, or mental faculties; a potentially fatal physiological reaction to a variety of conditions.

I nearly shit a cold purple twinkie when I heard of the horrible turn of events.

shit a cold purple twinkie by nick May 26, 2006

Shit Balls Cold 

When something is so cold your balls and shit could possibly freeze.

Dude, your pool is shit balls cold! I'm not going in that shit!

Shit Balls Cold by smither July 21, 2004

So cold I could shit

1)(metaphor) Welsh saying; Freeing to the point of shitting.
2)(Adjective)To describe a girl that makes you want to deficate.

1) Chris: It's freezing
Marc: I'm so cold I could shit
2) Chris: How did your date go?
David: She was so cold I could shit.

So cold I could shit by Rubber Spoon November 27, 2007

cold shitty

n. ice cold, cheap domestic beer, oftentimes of a "light" variety. The idea is to drink them quickly while they are cold shitty beers before they become warm shitty beers, and thus less palatable. Originally heard in Oklahoma City, the term has migrated to Honolulu, Hawaii as well. The activity itself is universal and lends itself well to lounging beside a body of water, natural or otherwise.

-So what you guys gonna do this weekend?
-Dunno, probably go to the lake and drink a cold shitty or three.
-Nice.

cold shitty by Parker405 June 3, 2010