clums, shortnick of the smurf called clumsy, is not only the personification of murphies law, however, even the most terriffic d00d ever seen on the irc-network "Quakenet."
nevertheless, he example´s himself :)
by clums March 10, 2004
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massive mank bloke called stewart
man with glassess who breaks everything he touches
by dave January 29, 2004
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Short for clumped up cum.

Visa vi if you put it in a jar (many loads) and leave it in the boiling sun for naught 3 hours then you shall produce a nice, sadly reduced amount of clum. Like a pokemon evolving into its greater form.
Ahh i see youre trying to make some clum, todays a little cloudy dont you think?
by Tate mcgay September 4, 2021
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clum is a word for an amzing guy with massive muscles and amazing look
i need to be like clum, he is amazing who live in an amazing flat with an amazing mum
by suzzie and MIKE January 2, 2009
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When a girl is eating nachos in the dark in bed and gets asked if she is gonna drop a crumb? Confused by this the girl says no but accidentally calls it a Clum after realizing the mistake giggles and says "Fuck"
You gonna drop a crumb?
No way only idiots drop Clums
by Leo jr March 15, 2020
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People who have a backwards brain use this word.
Clum means something, I forgor💀
Clum means uhh, don't remember frr
by Hiwstdastn February 17, 2022
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When you cum and calm yourself at the same time with weed
Last night I clum all over myself and your bed
by Lynnlovebug3 August 11, 2017
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