clenis

(noun.)
1. President Bill Clinton's all powerful member (Clinton + penis = clenis)

2. Name used to sarcastically identify right wing conservatives' and the media's habit of blaming every bad event on President Clinton's sexual misconduct.

George Bush couldn't have wrecked the economy...I blame the Clenis!

Thanks to the Clenis today's teens have no morals.

Rush Limbaugh blamed the Clenis for causing his criminal drug use.

by Adam_in_GA June 11, 2005

clenis

1. a very large clitoris (suckably large!)
2. a mutant penis-shaped clit

Jim: Holy shit! I could see the clenis on that last stripper from the back of the room it was so huge!
Joe: Perfect for all the latent fags in here, don'tcha think?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 26, 2009

clenis maximus

The ultimate in giant clits, most likely looks like a dick with no balls. Some say it is an urban legend that rivals bigfoot and the loch ness.

I was going to go down on this broad I just met, but I saw she had a very large clit, I would call it a clenis maximus

by Joseph William B May 13, 2009

Clenis

A woman's clitoris that is as long as a penis.

I saw this Only Fans model who has a clenis. It was massive. Is it gay to want to suck it?

by TheTreeofDoom July 1, 2023

Clenis

A woman with a penis size clit.

I took that woman home last night and when I went down to eat her she had a huge clenis. It was the size of a small penis.

by Djtrome505 July 16, 2019