Clark 

Verb.The expulsion of all bodily fluids through every orrafice at the same time.

Steve: I just Clarked

Billy: Wow, we really need to clean this mess of blood, semen, mucas, urine, and stomach acid up!

Clark by Allen Jobs February 14, 2009

clark 

verb - to use a nail gun, to nail

he clarked the leg on the ladder

clark by phlipo June 8, 2009

Clark 

To cause serious injury to the nose by the means of foot apparel.

She went to the emergency room after he clarked her with his rainbows.

Clark by SRWellness February 11, 2009

Clark 

V. clark
A swift grab to the crotch only after yelling out loud "CLARK" to the victim.

-- I'm going to clark you.

-- CLARK!!

Clark by beamcream November 19, 2007

clark 

Verb: clarked, clarking, clarks

1. To urinate on one's self
2. To injure one's self to the point of bleeding or facial disfigurement
3. To get extremely drunk and pass out in random rooms, lounges, quads, classrooms...
4. To turn on loud music (mostly The Who) just before leaving for the day
4a. To overplay a great song/band to the point where it is ruined for the rest of mankind
5. The act of f*cking up in general

a) Damn I was clarked last night.
b) The girls were disgusted because he was all clarked up at the party.

clark by McNutt April 1, 2004

Clark 

verb, the act of failing a class, usually a college class, between 3 to 5 times before either: 1. passing said class, or 2. Failing to retake the class.

"Yeah, so he failed Chem II for the fifth time, he totally Clarked it."

Clark by S. Trumbull September 8, 2008

Clark 

A religious cult where members are ritually castrated at the age of 25. The cult have the fundamental belief that all members should be surgically enhanced by taking important parts of their body away from them. Clark

'I was kidnapped by those F***ing Clarkes again. They took my knob and fed it to a lion!'

'Jeez, when I got clarked they took all my hair, from all over my body!'

'those Clarkes are out of fucking line man!'

Clark by Crainey January 27, 2007