senior citizens

i'm a senior citizen i can't drive for my life. oh wait there's somebody behind me why don't i just cut them off cause i earned my drivers license all of 6 million years ago and i can barely see over the dash board.

get out of my way you gosh darn hoodlums. ups there's nobody behind behind me or at least i can't see tem cause i'm blind. here i go!!!!!

senior citizens by dubya January 22, 2004

Favorite Citizens 

A phrase to express a friendship which is beyond the borders of 'best friends'

Heather and Erin were Favorite Citizens until a little witch came along and fucked shit up.

Favorite Citizens by Tittypop December 4, 2009

Senior Citizens Hitler 

very similar to the normal Hitler, except instead of alluding a Hitler mustache of shit from one's ass... wipe two fingers of semen below the nose of the victim (referencing the grey haired mustache of an elderly Hitler).

Johnson was being a dickbag yesterday, so I gave him a Senior Citizens Hitler in his sleep. I realized what a fuckin' queer he was when I saw him licking his lips in the middle of the night. What a fuckhole.

Senior Citizens Hitler by SteelerJav June 11, 2006

Flop Citizens 

A Flop Citizen is a person who resides in the island near Chile named: Floptropica.

The Flop Citizens live all the way over in Floptropica!

Flop Citizens by Floppityflopper February 26, 2023

Active Citizens 

Another way to say pubic lice. See crabs for more details.

Person 1: Hey my crotch is itchy.
Person 2: Did you sleep with (INSERT NAME OF SLUT)?
Person 1: Yeah...
Person 2: Ew.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: You got Active Citizens in your bush

Active Citizens by Vohn November 4, 2009

Upright Citizens Brigade 

Go there if you just can't get enough of the high school cafeteria. Cool kids only sit with other cool kids and losers sit with other losers. The only difference here is most of the "cool" kids were nerds in high school and are now living out there fantasy of finally getting to treat other people like crap on the sidewalk. Alot of social politics. Talent pool isn't bad but not worth the hype.
At this point it's become a giant corporation and the school is run like a factory. It's no longer the little guy just trying to make it in the world. They used to perform in a tiny black box fire hazard because they loved and believed in what they were doing. But hey, that's show business.

UCB'rs question: Where do you do improv?
Kind unassuming persons answer: The Pit
UCB'rs response: oh :/

UCB'rs question: Oh, where do you do improv?
unassuming ucb students answer: Upright Citizens Brigade
UCB'rs response: Are you on a Harold Team?
unassuming ucb students answer: no
UCB'rs response: oh :/

Upright Citizens Brigade by factthis February 16, 2009

Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money 

Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.

Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.

Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022