Chuck E. Cheese; a parent's worst nightmare. Delicious pizza & snotty brats asking you for extra money or coins. Parents avoid passing it up in fear of hearing the loud cry of "CHUCKEEEEEEEEEE CHCHCHEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEE!" And forced to waste $45.00 on pizza, hot wings,soda, & coins.kids love it. May dominate Speedzone, Celebration Station, or Main Event one day. WHEN PIGS FLY!
Parent is stuck in traffic with an empty shortcut street with CHUCK E. CHEESE SIGNS ALL OVER TH PLACE. 7 other cars are way ahead of you. Finally decides to go faster than Ozzy Osborne at an OMG Girlz concert
KID:"CH-CH-CH-CHUCKY CH-CHEESE!"
KID 2: "MOMMY, CAN WE GO?" (BATS EYELASHES)
PARENT :"DAMN IT!"
KID 1 & KID 2 IN UNISON: "DAMN IT MEANS YAY!"
Pulls into Chuck E. Cheese.
KID:"CH-CH-CH-CHUCKY CH-CHEESE!"
KID 2: "MOMMY, CAN WE GO?" (BATS EYELASHES)
PARENT :"DAMN IT!"
KID 1 & KID 2 IN UNISON: "DAMN IT MEANS YAY!"
Pulls into Chuck E. Cheese.
by TINKERBELL98 June 24, 2010
I pizza/entertainment chain that features a arcade and usually a animatronic band. You can get pizza along with other dishes. It was established in 1977 by the maker of Atari and is still in business to this day. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck E. Cheese's is not filled with pedophiles. The prizes are pretty shitty though.
by GoatDestroyer138 September 8, 2015
A place where kids go but thats not whats its about its where all the chads go to instead of dave and busters there pizzas are fucking amazing that it feels your in heaven everytime i step into one i cry of how beutiful it really is,the games ,the food, they even removed that shitty playplace thing because it was ruining the god of the estableshmint
by spunchbop June 6, 2022
Person 1: "Dude, I totally just Chuck E. Cheesed Renee."
Person 2: "Nice! What did you give her?"
Person 1: "AIDS, Gonorrhea, and Herpes."
Person 2: "Nice! What did you give her?"
Person 1: "AIDS, Gonorrhea, and Herpes."
by bgwrestler January 7, 2009
I watched this conspiracy video with Shane Dawson exposing Chuck E. Cheeses gross business practices, think I'll go there later and get mouth herpes
by Mikey Francois February 12, 2019
A nasty pizza place and arcade for children. The mascot is a creepy mouse that looks like it got ran over. The workers always recycle the left over pizza slices to make new ones. Many child predators can be seen lurking at the tables ready to kidnap someone.
by subtopewdiepie February 18, 2019
by Asscrackbitch March 11, 2019