Skip to main content

chop suey 

Running your girlfriends pig tails through your two front belt loops that straddle your zipper and pulling them violently outward making her deep throat your cock till she throws up.
So, you don't deep throat huh ... looks like we're having Chop Suey tonight
chop suey by Kennesaurus November 1, 2009

chop suey 

a sniper. usually using a asian assult rifle
chop suey by freddie bunz December 23, 2007

chop suey 

To karate chop the back of someone's neck in a manner meaning to injure or stun. Usually takes place when a friend is moving in on some chick, and ESPECIALLY when he's moving in on the G-nade (grenade - ugliest girl of a group of two or more girls).
Person1: John's moving in on the g-nade
Person2: Fuck that
*Chop Suey*
John: Ah fuckin bastards
chop suey by andrew Spurway July 19, 2005

chop suey 

the means of assulting an other person, animal or object in a karate like manner with your hands. Usually with plams and fingers positioned straight out and moving in a vertical up and down motion. {originated in china)
'im gonna give you the chop suey-ing of your life!'
chop suey by fUnKi MoNkEy January 25, 2005

chop suey 

to jerk off a man with chop sticks, then at the finish penetrate his pisshole with a chop stick, and break it off inside his dick!
john loved the idea of a final finish chop suey, untill that crazy bitch broke it off up in him!
chop suey by sparco May 5, 2005

chop suey 

chop suey being an asian food is also to be suggested as a term for asians themselves. Probably taken as an insult if an asian was called one.
"omg fred did you go the dance club in the city on friday night?"
"yeah"
"Did you see all the chop suey's there?!"
chop suey by Rosemary May 13, 2005