Cerberus is a four headed hell hound that is one of the gods pets that lives in hell. Cerberus guards the gates of hell and kills anyone who try's to get in.
by She is suchajerk February 03, 2017

(noun) When three girls suck your cock (and optionally balls) at the same time, making it look like it is one girl with three heads.
by truthmastergeneral March 05, 2011

Positive: I just had the cerberus with your Mom and Sister!
Negative: Those fat girls from the Cinnabun just gave me the cerberus in the movie theatre.
Negative: Those fat girls from the Cinnabun just gave me the cerberus in the movie theatre.
by St. Paul August 12, 2005

A girl named Jessica. She's a dog with three heads. The other two heads of her disgusting trio vary from day to day, depending on who upsets us. She eats the runts of the library, and is never late. You can hear her from a mile away, by her hoofs galloping towards the victim spot. She is ungodly. Her hair is like salty seaweed, and her face is like a pig.
"wwooof woooofff my name is CERBERUS, and I hate bono. I am very opinionated, even when nobody asks. I am very conservative, and I hate homosexuals and abortion. Global warming doesn't exist.Sam, you're like number 3 on the runt list. Watch out man."
by Wikiman December 14, 2008

by Black Konda January 17, 2022


We played truth or dare at the party last night. David was the first to pick dare, so we poured him a shot of Cerberus' Dogwater.
by onepostwonder February 18, 2025
