Capybara 

A giant South American rodent with an uncanny resemblance to Jay Z.

Yo, ain't that Jay Z? Nah man, it's a just a Capybara.

Capybara by BBOT5000 August 6, 2015

Capybara 

A god amongst creation

woah that Capybara is blowing up ohio! Good job capybara!

Capybara by farteater1413435135315 August 29, 2022

capybara 

The largest rodent in the world. Standing 2 feet (60 centimeters) tall at the shoulder and built somewhat like a barrel with legs, the “capy” has long, light brown, shaggy hair, a face that looks like a beaver’s, no tail, and slightly webbed feet. Originally thought to be a pig of some sort, we now know that the capybara is a rodent, closely related to cavies and guinea pigs.

Also known as the 'water pig.'
Water is a source of life for the capybara, as the animal eats water plants and grasses and uses the water itself to escape from danger. In fact, a capybara can stay underwater for up to five minutes at a time to hide from predators.

The capybara is wallowing in shallow water and mud to keep cool.

capybara by billie eyelash August 16, 2018

capybara 

giant guinea pig like rodent that weighes in excess of 100 pounds. chews plants like a boss, enjoys popsicles and is extremely funny looking when high.

jake: call the exterminator a giant guinea pig is eating your couch!

evan: calm down man its just my pet capybara Chops.

capybara by lorenzoke July 14, 2011

Capybara 

friend shaped

"holy cow it's a capybara"

Capybara by campanula rotundifolia April 30, 2022

capybara 

A big ol' rat. Particularly know for it's evil doings and skill at sports; it will win at any cost.

I was beaten at football by one bad ass capybara.

capybara by nicolino vino September 24, 2003

Capybara 

A tailless, largely aquatic, South American rodent, often exceeding 4ft. In length.

Vice Principal: Don’t look now Pedro but I think that tailless, largely aquatic, South American rodent swimming next to you may be a Capybara

Child at the 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee: Wow! That didn’t help at all!

Capybara by Margaret-Anne May 5, 2021