giant guinea pig like rodent that weighes in excess of 100 pounds. chews plants like a boss, enjoys popsicles and is extremely funny looking when high.
jake: call the exterminator a giant guinea pig is eating your couch!

evan: calm down man its just my pet capybara Chops.
by lorenzoke July 14, 2011
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A big ol' rat. Particularly know for it's evil doings and skill at sports; it will win at any cost.
I was beaten at football by one bad ass capybara.
by nicolino vino September 24, 2003
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A tailless, largely aquatic, South American rodent, often exceeding 4ft. In length.
Vice Principal: Don’t look now Pedro but I think that tailless, largely aquatic, South American rodent swimming next to you may be a Capybara

Child at the 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee: Wow! That didn’t help at all!
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the weirdest dog ive ever seen
capybara
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Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
Sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi (Sonny Digital)
1942, I take you back in that 'Rari
that capybara really pull up
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