The lovechild of golf and soccer where players (that are blown out of their trees i.e. high) kick a soccer ball to targets as determined by each player. This game is typically played across the entirety of the household premises (indoor, outdoor, in your neighbor’s garden, all’s fair game).
by Corekneelius September 18, 2019
"Alright Jezza, so tell me, whats your problem with canking ?, it saves time, pot noodle and a big wank, 2 birds 1 stone mate"
by uncle knobhead February 17, 2009
Abbreviation of cankles.
An ebonics phrase used by black folk (or people who believe that they too, are black)to describe the fatty build up around the lower area of their legs. You see, little one, the morbidly obese have no differentiation between their calves and ankles, therefore "CANKLES" or CANKS for short.
An ebonics phrase used by black folk (or people who believe that they too, are black)to describe the fatty build up around the lower area of their legs. You see, little one, the morbidly obese have no differentiation between their calves and ankles, therefore "CANKLES" or CANKS for short.
M-giggly: B-doc, you can't wear those flood pants when we go to the carnival!
B-Doc: Well Why the jizzle-dizzle not?
M-giggly: your canks be showin! youz nasty! Im gonna get me some watermelon and biscuits!
B-Doc: Well Why the jizzle-dizzle not?
M-giggly: your canks be showin! youz nasty! Im gonna get me some watermelon and biscuits!
by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 21, 2004
For purposes of modern slang, the word was originally developed as a combination of the words COCK and CUNT for the radio show "Taste of the Goods." CUNK sounded too much like CUNT for radio. CANK made a better sound for a non gender specific insult involving the genetalia. The final meaning of "cank" is dumb, and doesn't speak (as when arrested), and this stems from old english theives slang. It is also exactly what happens when someone has a cank in their mouth.
I enjoy eating cank.
Don't be such a cank.
I'll bet they have HUGE canks.
My cank should meet your cank.
Don't be such a cank.
I'll bet they have HUGE canks.
My cank should meet your cank.
by Johnson Rice April 17, 2004
by Coco/Tash July 11, 2008
Canking is a youtube from Birmingham, who normally ask the public questions such as, what race do you prefer and how do the mandem pull girls. You may see him in London, Stratford.
by n2humble June 24, 2018
"Fuck, Greg, did you see that gymnast? That shit was cank!!!!!!!"
"Hell yeah it's my birthday, Roger...just look at that cake, it's fucking cank."
"Hell yeah it's my birthday, Roger...just look at that cake, it's fucking cank."
by benbenbenbenben August 17, 2008